Ever had one of these days? (LOL)

Hello to all

Well it has been a few weeks since I have posted so I thought today would be a good day to catch everyone up and give you some good laughs.I mean really who ever said BDSM relationships cant be funny once in awhile? So enjoy a few laughs here today.

As some of you may or may not know Me and butterfly went on vacation to see her folks who live out of state. All I can say is wow I never knew how much different folks up north live their day to day lives compared to folks down south.

We had a wonderful time even with the weather not being so great and the fact that this time of year a lot of things are not open to go and see. But we went to see her folks and just getting to see a different part of the country was a real treat all by it's self.

So right before we left to go out of state we find out the ac is out in butterfly's car and will have to go in the shop as soon as we get back.Lucky for us the weather was great going and coming.

OK we are back and she calls and gets a time to bring it in and we go drop it off and to our hide away we go.Now if you don't know about our hide away let me fill you in. We have this little Mexican food place we slip off to and have a few beers,some dam good salsa, and chips and yes they even have a smoking section.

So with the car in the shop a few beers later we are now ready to tackle the weekend which means going to see my folks then going to see her folks who live down here and then sit and wait for Monday to get here where we can have the house all to our self.

OK sorry let me back up just a bit with our folks happy that we have been and gone. All we have to do now is wait on Monday cause the boy will be in school till three the girl will be at work till whenever(I am thinking two maybe three). Which means we get the house to our self FINALLY.

Well the morning starts off really good butterfly is up drinking coffee trying so hard to catch up on all the blogs she follows I get up and have coffee and start in trying to catch up as well.

Then we get to talking about this one and that one and some of the different dynamics of how things work so well for some not so good for others but yet we all seem to have one common thing that brings us all together.(BDSM lifestyle)

Now all of this talk got me to thinking butterfly is about due for a maintenance spanking.So off we go to the bed room where I no sooner got started and would you believe in walks the girl child from work lol.(talk about timing)

Yes the girl child has got a new job and today was her first day and the manager did not have everything right in the system so she got sent home early. So needless to say everything came to a stop. Well everything but waiting on the shop to call and say the car is ready to be picked up.

So we came back into the living room to chat with the girl child and start back reading again. Well just shortly after that in comes the boy child and we chat for a bit with him.

So the call is made and the car is ready and off we go.As we are headed toward town I start thinking dam our hide out is only blocks away from where we have to pick up the car and it is happy hour(can't beat half price beer).

We enjoy a few beers and decide to head home as butterfly has to get the boy child back up to the school so he can do his band stuff. Now we pull in and the girl child is not home and my mind goes to turning thinking just how fast can you drop him off? and how long till the girl child gets back?

Well off butterfly goes to drop the boy off and yep you guessed it. Again walks in the girl child(she had been out shopping) Ok so ten mins later in walks butterfly and we both just kinda look at one another and grin.(by this time my balls are killing me)

So with the girl child in the room and unable to speak freely as we had been doing all day I got the idea I would text. ( we often text each other when we are just sitting across the room from each other to keep our stuff private)

I said girl my balls are killing me and you still need to get your spanking for this week finished.She quickly wrote back and said yes but the girl child will hear us but I can take care of your other needs. Once in the bedroom butterfly worked her magic and relief was once again. (I swear that girl could suck a baseball through a fifty foot water hose)

Now if you needed a good laugh and you read this then you should have got one or two lol.Just think this is just one day a brief look into our lives and how fast it can turn from excellent timing to oh man where did the time go?

I just want to say it is good to be Back in the great state of Texas and it is truly great to be able to sit in our home live the lifestyle we choose to live and have you all that allow us to look at brief moments of your lives through your blogs.

A special THANK YOU to all the men and women who are fighting to keep this country free. THANK YOU

Master JB

Working on lowering the noise level

Hello to everyone

I know it has been a few days since I have sat down to write. Well I been working around the house every time I get a day off. (well trying too) I am doing some remodeling work around the house that might explain why I have not felt like writing.

See this project kinda got put on hold for lack of funds/and just a touch of lazy to go with it lol.

Sorry let me back up just a bit and bring you up to speed. See when I bought this house it was a home that needed a handy man to finish several projects that got started but never finished. So I have been slowly getting some of the smaller projects done.

Well some of the things that where not done when butterfly came into my life was there was no bedroom door on my room the hall way just opened up into my room. Same thing with one of the bedrooms in the back of the house you had to pass through part of the bed room to get to the second bathroom and the other bedroom.

So when I ask butterfly if she wanted to move in with me she brought the kids over to take a look at my home so they could see where it was they would be moving to and kinda give them an idea of how much room they would have.

Well that all went well and we had all these ideas of adding in a wall here and a door there. Making one kids room bigger and adding on so that my other kid would have a room when she comes to stay on the weekends.

Well they got moved in and it took some time for everything to get settled in and everyone to kinda find there spot.

So we where all sitting around one night a few months after they got settled and something started the topic of the noises of our bed. Well right away I told butterfly we have got to build a wall and put in a door to close off our room so that the kids wont hear us.

So the next day I got lumber and a door and I ask the man who I bought the place from if he would help me build the wall and install the door?

Well what should have been about a three hour job it took eight hours and it seemed like anything that could go wrong on this project did.

Well after all was said and done this project kinda left me with a bad taste in my mouth and feeling a little unsure if I was ready to jump on any more big projects.

Well time kinda got away from us again and we thought summer will be here soon enough and that would give us the kinda weather we need to really get stuff done and a chance to save up a little money for the larger projects that we so need done around here.

Well the other day I was off and butterfly sent me a text saying the kids heard us again. I said do what? she said the boy child heard us last night when you where spanking me. I said well it looks like we cant wait till summer to put in his wall and door lol .So the next day off I go to the hardware store to buy lumber and a door so that we can try and muffle some more of the sounds from getting to his room.

OK the wall is built and the door is trimmed down to fit(well almost fit) but of coarse with any older home nothing is ever what it should be so I have to take the door back out side and trim it down just a bit more.

All of this will take place just as soon as it stops raining. LOL we have not had rain in two months not so much as even a grey cloud in the sky lol but you could have bet your ass pocket the day I got started on something it would rain. Lol kinda like that deal where the weather man says no rain for the next seven to ten days so you go wash your car and the next day it rains two inches lmao. Yep that is my luck

OK anyway today I am going to try and get the door trimmed down and put in and if all goes well everything will look good and work properly.

Then I can sit back pat my self on the back for a job well done and think of what to start on next. Or maybe I will think about making a nice wooden paddle out of some of the scrap lumber I have left over. Hmm!

Hope everyone is doing well I will try to do better about posting just as soon as I catch up around here lmao.
Master JB

Wow anouther one of those days.

Hello to all

I was off today from work and sadly butterfly was not. Well I got up had coffee got on blogger to see what all was new and catch up on some of the blogs I had gotten behind on.

Well I got on yahoo and sent butterfly a IM to see what she was doing and chatted with her for a bit about it being payday and going to pick up my check put it in the bank ect ect.

Butterfly told me she has a little over two days of vacation time she needs to use up before next month so she is going to come home at lunch time.(woo hoo more alone time for us)

Well she came home and knowing that my needs were level red she quickly got to work.Now after all was said and done and her ass was nice and red from the spanking she recieved(EG)we laid in the bed for a short time.

Well she said she was craving mexican food so I said ok lets go out for lunch but lets go some where different than our normal mexican food place.

So we did And had such a good time. Afterwards we walked around the mall holding hands and going in and out of some of the different stores.

Wow anouther one of those days you never want to end.
Master JB

Some really screwed up laws

Seen this on the internet and thought everyone could use a good laugh.

In Oblong, Illinois, it‘s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it‘s OK for woman.)

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn‘t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown if they‘re nude.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it‘s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store‘s walk-in meat freezer!

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

It‘s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d‘Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren‘t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can‘t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. (Ouch! These pasties hurt!)

Anywhere in the U.S., it‘s illegal to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. (Insectophiles apparently were successful in their lobbying efforts.)

Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it‘s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

Women aren‘t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn‘t!"

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn‘t charged nor is his name revealed.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

Now that is not only funny as hell but some really screwed up laws.